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A huge thankyou to everyone who entered our Moby Dick competition
We almost laughed up a spleen at all the entries - and here is what we believe to be the most comprehensive list of genital inspired band names ever. Fact.
Unless you know different........
Our lucky winner, Jo Taylor
A cock of seagulls A flock of seagulls
Fanny and the Juniors - Danny and the juniors
Dion and the bellendmonts - Dion and the bellmonts
Vaginal Ice - Vanilla Ice
Bat for gashes - Bat for lashes
Harry bellendfonte - Harry bellafonte
The bell end stars - the bell stars
gene titney - gene pitney
ray pecker junior - ray parker junior
backside boys - backstreet boys
boner jovi - bon jovi
patti labia - patti la belle
patti la bellend - patti la belle
montit jordan - montel jordan
salt and pecker - salt and pepper
charlie pecker - charlie parker
bum loving criminals - fun loving criminals
willy ocean - billy ocean
dickies midnight runners - dexy's midnight runners
booby darin - bobby darin
boobtown rats - boomtown rats
chocolate starship - starship
boomtown twats - boomtown rats
aeriola smith - aerosmith
big cunt tree - big country
poontown rats - boomtown rats
dildo - dido
whang - wham
red hot willie peppers - red hot chilli peppers
red hot chilli peckers - red hot chilli peppers
foo foo fighters - foofighters
cilla crack - cilla black
ball and oats - hall and oats
ball and scrotes - hall and oats
deep purple parsnip - deep purple
womb riders
womback and womback - womack and womack
fun bags three - fun boy three
eddie cock ran - eddie cochran
stephen tit tit duffy - stephen tin tin duffy
no clout - no doubt
clout - clout
black box - black box
pricks - stix
alt turd hole images - altered images
Cheryl Hole - cheryl cole
michael boobly - michael buble
elton schlong - elton john
bowel city - owl city
knobby williams - robbie williams
hapenny mondays - happy mondays
penis andre - nuf said (peter andre-already a cock)
daddy wanky - daddy yankee
dandy pooholes - dandy warholes
justin trouser snake - justin timberlake
crash test bummies - crash test dummies
beyonce knobs - beyonce knowles
prick astley - rick astley
kylie minge oge - kylie minogue
dannii minge oge - dannii minogue
florence and the bean - florence and the machine
alien ass farm - alien ant farm
blancminge - blancmange
my clitoral romance - my chemical romance
clitoral brother - chemical brothers
urethra franklin - eretha franklin
quim - queen
grand master gash - grand master flash
nippleback - nickleback
nicklecrack - nickleback
clit not - slip not
slit not - slip not
joe cocker - joe cocker
kate bush - kate bush
g 4 spot - g4
kenny todgers - kenny rogers
manhood man - mannfred man
minge ure - midge ure
johnny gash - johnny cash
james cunt - james blunt
todger whittaker - roger whittaker
kiki dee
tool and the gang - kool and the gang
prefab clout - prefab sprout
dick not - slip not
knobby darin - bobby darin
fun ball three - fun boy three
hot chock clit - hot chocolate
mellon kim - mel and kim
willy idol - billy idol
busty rhymes - busta rhymes
titney houston - whitney houston
dixie dicks - dixie chicks
drake bellend - drake bell
dane cock - dane cook
datacock - datarock
david bisballs - david bisbal
fanny elfman - danny elfman
muffy - duffy
muff daddy - puff daddy
poon - dune
schlong lennon - john lennon
schlong denver - john denver
samantha cocks - samantha fox
gash - sash
ass of base - ace of base
aesop cock - aesop rock
alesha Dickson Alesha Dixon
alice pooper Alice Cooper
alvin and the clitmonks - chipmonks
anal stasia - anastasia
anal lennox - annie lennox
arab strap on - arab strap
arctic mon kiki's - arctic monkies
the automatclit - the automatic
victoria peckerham - victoria beckham (I know you said singers so hope this counts)
the bellend rays - the bell rays
bedouin soundgash - bedouin soundclash
ben skin folds - ben folds
willie holiday - billie holiday
willie joel - billy joel
willie piper - billie piper
willie dean - billy dean
willie ray cyrus -billy ray cyrus
black star fish - black star
blu cuntrel - blu cantrel
fanny minogue - dannii minogue
blind mellons - blind melon
bonnie prince willie - bonnie prince billie
knobby mcferrin - bobby mcferrin
knob dylan - bob dylan
knob marley - bob marley
buzzcocks
calvin arris - calvin harris
snatch 22
cheap dick - cheap trick
chris cock - chris rock
clout cult - cloud cult
cloud cunt - clout cult
the clit five - the click five
clit black - clint black
clit mansel - clint mansel
cock chamber - coal chamber
cold cunt - cold cut
conway titty - conway twitty
cock robin - cock robin
echo and the bummymen - echo and the bunnymen
vag morrison - van morrison
enrique bumbury - enrique bunbury
eric pricks - eric pryds
etanal - eternal
the ball of troy - the fall of troy
fanny garcia - fangarcia
ball out boy - fall out boy
fannyboy slim - fatboy slim
four year schlong - four year strong
fanny ferdinand - franz ferdinand
foo foo - frou frou
fun loving clitorals - fun living criminals
michael crackson - michael jackson
gin boosoms - gin blossoms
girls aclout - girls aloud
foo foo dolls - goo goo dolls
gold flap - gold frap
gwen stefanny - gwen stefani
hilliary muff - hilliary duff
hard on fi - hard fi
harry condick jnr - harry connick jnr
helmett - helmett
herbie hancock - same
hole - same
howling balls - howling bells
boobastank - hoobastank
I killed the prom quim - killed the prom queen
Il dildo - Il divo
insane clout pose - insane clown pose
cracks manequin - jacks manequin
jan hardon - jan harden
janet crackson - jackson
crack johnson - jack
crackson brown - jackson
just crack - jack
ka ka king - kaki king
kaki ring - kaki king
kataclitsm - kataclysm
kelly pecker - kelly pickler
kenny g spot - kenny g
kid cock - kid rock
laura poonani - laura pasimi
klaschlongs -klaxons
kirsty le cock - cook
lali poona - lali puna
lazie boner - lazie bone
la labia - la ley
lenny crackvitz - kravitz
lee ann womb ack - lee ann womack
le savy fan - le savy far
lill booby - lil boosy
lisa muffia - lisa maffia
little boobs - little boots
lil schlong - lil john
lil knob - lil rob
limp dicks kit limp bizkit
the little willies - same
louis armschlong - louis armstrong
mark knobfler - mark knopfler
mapoon 5 - maroon 5
massive a crack - massive attack
ll tool j - ll cool j
dick jagger - mick jagger
the miss tits - the missfits
poonspell - moonspell
napoon death - napalm death
nat ring cole - nat king cole
new kids on the cock - new kids on the block
prick cannon - nick cannon
dick drake - nick drake
prick cave - nick cave
nipplecrack - nickelback
charlene clit hairy - charlene spiteri
gary puckett and the union flap - gap
tent pole tudor
olivia newton schlong - john
one re pubic - republic
the organ
organ juice jones - oran
o tits reading - otis
paulo nutitty - nutini
pecker - pepper
peter bjorn and schlong - john
peter muffett - buffett
the pigeon dick tectives - detectives
pretty pricky - ricky
puddle of muff puddle of mud
pubic enemy - public
q tit - tip
quandick - quantick
randy todgers band - rogers
rascal flaps - flatts
ratatitit - ratatatat
rus ass - kass
repubclita - republica
vagina spector - regina
prick james - rick
pricky martin - ricky
prick ross - rick
dick springfield - rick
prick wakeman - rick
poony - rooney
roseanne gash - cash
knob dylan - bob
todger miller - roger
pussy cat dolls
cockney rebel
arse garfunkel - art
flaps domino - fats
eartha clit - kit
wank sinatra - frank
wank marvin - hank
cheeky girls
todger waters - roger
knob thomas - rob
rx bandtits - bandits
ring crosby - bing
sex pis tools
dick puppies - sick puppies
stevie dicks - knicks
staus quim - quo
fugeess spot - fugees
piles p - styles p
the foo foo gees
quim latifa - queen
knobby holder - noddy
tanya john thomas - tanya thomas
talking dick heads - talking heads
taylor dicks - hicks
teenage fannyclub - fanclub
tex ass - texas
willy and the wall - tilly
tinder dicks - sticks
prick daddy - trick
pricky - tricky
travis tit - tritt
travelling willboobies - wilburys
ugly clit joe - kid
vava muffin
vagina ninja - vanilla
vashti bummyan - bunyan
willie nelson
wonderball - wonderwall
wyclit jean - wyclef
twatatonia - catatonia
juggs - suggs
mellon ready - helen
chris rear
hermans helmets - hermits
chubby checker
little beaver - eva
bille ray sore ass - cyrus
twat stevens - cat
vag morrison - van
willie holiday - billie
chubby wumba - chumbawumba
beaver cassidy - eva
kenny ball
betty boob - boop
axe wound rose - axl
tori anus - amos
clitoria beckam - victoria
justin beaver beba
cunts and roses - guns
scholng bon jovi - john
fleetwood sack - mac
fleetwood crack - mac
roberta sack - flack
roberta crack
twat bianco - matt
twat munro - matt
nelly fur turdhole - furtado
kt cunstall tunstall
booby pimps - boogy pimps
cuntscada - cascada
blue oyster cunt - cult
long scholng baldry - john
martha and the muffins
bee gee spot
martha reed and the vag smellers
the twat - twang
burt sac n crack Bacharach
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