For many years, since time began, human beings have sought out new and interesting ways to titillate themselves.
It's in the nature of our species to take pleasure from sexual arousal. We are in fact one of the few mammalians to use sex as recreation rather than just for reproduction.
It's unknown who was responsible for the invention of the dildo as we know it today but it's believed by historians that it originated in Asia. There have been discoveries of dildos in China dating from 12,000yrs ago!
It seems we're not fussy about the materials used to make them either. Stone, bronze, jade, ivory, wood, even leather and wait for it... dried camel dung have been used to fashion sex toys through the ages. Ancient Arabians and Polynesians were known to use unripened bananas for the same purpose. No change there then eh ladies? Even the traditional wooden broomstick was known to be implemented for a little more than sweeping and 'flying'. It's said that some Celtic women bathed in silver light from a full moon, would concoct an hallucinogenic paste from various roots and herbs, slather the handle of their broomsticks in said paste and pleasure themselves with it to ensure the fertility of the land and a good crop. So taking into account all proof so far we deduce two things -
1. Dildos are fabulous! Surely that many people can't be wrong. 2. Where there's a will there's a way or more importantly...
